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[–] trager_bombs@lemmy.world 140 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Luigi that they keep shitting the bed with? πŸ’€

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it's because they're gay, isn't it

secretly gay wanting to run a train on him. sick fucks

[–] trager_bombs@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Sick bastards. It's obviously he should be the top πŸ™„

[–] coherent_domain 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sorry but what does "highest use of our military" even mean?! Are they pretending to be stupid to gain attention, or are they really not able to speak their own language.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Highest, as in a call from on high. They're claiming that God is blessing this usage

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats so gross, but i think you nailed it.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, technically grammatically correct, but absolutely bat-shit crazy.

[–] Cyanity@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

i think it means morally highest

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 weeks ago

for *allegedly doing this

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago

This gangland, cuz. If you ain’t with us, you gon get murked.

….

Wait what? Sorry I thought we were playing gangsters. What a great VP.

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Give us back our Luigi!

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

The cartels are selling drugs but who's buying them? Aren't conservatives all about personal responsibility and preaching addiction isn't a disease but a choice? Yet they don't blame the source of the demand, only the suppliers.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is why I don't think the boat was a cartel boat: these are the most corrupt motherfuckers on the planet there is no way the cartels are not just coordinating with them.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

well they gave us their word that it was definitely full of drugs… there’s no way trump would ever lie about something like that… never….

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

have you ever heard about cronyism

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

The BIG difference between a cartel and OUR cartel.

[–] Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Highest use was them cleaning up the trash in DC.

Personally I'd say Army Corps of engineers doing emergency maintenance is usually good.