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Paedophile's best mate Mandelson may receive compensation from public funds for 'wrongful dismissal' as ambassador

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[–] unknown@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Considering Starmer already gets off politically on hurting children, I would not be at all surprised if he was a nonce too. It's very noncey behaviour to be sticking his neck out for other pedos like that.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

them files need releasing

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Zero surprise.

This is the guy who is having old ladies arrested as terrorists for demonstrating against a mass murdering of children which he himself actively supports.

People who are so strongly in favor of child mass murder aren't going to care about children getting raped.

Starmer seems to actually be beating Boris Johnson is the "how low will you go"-scale, which is incredible given that Boris is extraordinarily amoral and a complete total hypocrite wanker.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Jesus fucking christ.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago