this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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[–] LilBagOfBunnies@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well...it's beans and no poop, really. Or at least less of it.

[–] PabloPicasshole@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Beans, no poop, and plenty of farts.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Well if your unlucky it's wet farts

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

There was definitely plenty of poop, just not right away.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The bacon narwhal stage of platform development.

[–] yoshipunk123456@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

*protocol development

[–] CTLA4@vlemmy.net 33 points 2 years ago

Reddit has a storied history of famous memes. Something about the first widely shared, universally recognized meme (can of fucking beans) has made Lemmy finally feel alive to me. I couldn't put my finger on what it was missing, but now I know.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Which is going to be a lot more difficult with the beans. Our memes are colliding! Our worlds are in danger! George is getting upset!

[–] DrSanta@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

They're definitely shit posts.

[–] redteabag@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

at this point everything gets upvoted regardless of the content

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Baked beans, kidney beans, chickpeas, mung beans... content doesn't matter.

you know... dem beans.

[–] DrSanta@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haven't saw any human beans. Yet, at least.

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

"Most of the successful people in Hollywood are failures as human beans."

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Grenfur@lemmy.one 9 points 2 years ago

Me, scrolling lemmy on the toilet after eating beans... feeling attacked right now.

[–] willowisp_42@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only thing I miss at this point is the poopknive reference.

[–] WonJilliams@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be the change you wish to see in the world. Reference poopknife everywhere.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We should start a "museum of reddit" community, to preserve these important pieces of history.

[–] lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] cilantrillo@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Ok, whats the deal with the beans?

[–] rebelappliance@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was a post that said "lemmy will upvote anything even beans" with a pic of beans and it got up votes so now lemmy is memeing

[–] Button777777@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hooray!

Woo!

We did it!

🐒

[–] cheeseblintzes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

backpack backpack backpack backpack

[–] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We need an c/outoftheloop here!

[–] BTWhale@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Ah, beans, the magical fruit.

[–] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I’m guessing that it’s the equivalent of Reddit Silver.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

These are Lemmy silver 🍋

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I think it may be the equivalent of narwhals and bacon.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 2 years ago

Beenz was just ahead of its time!

[–] DonatellaHibachi@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

God damnit. I had hoped this place would be more classier.

You thought wrong bucko

[–] DrSanta@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Would it be classier of a can of beans was wearing a suit or tuxedo?

[–] Liz@midwest.social 0 points 2 years ago

It was, for about two weeks. Also presumably before that.

The people who left immediately upon hearing about the API pricing were all like "okay, let's join this other community over here and contribute." Then the people who left after the blackouts happened were all like "I need a place to shitpost."

[–] amaryllisunicorn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

It's gotta start somewhere (insert shrug here)

[–] count_duckula@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago

In fact, forget the Reddit.

[–] tstd0@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

So funny yet so true.

[–] snek@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] wama@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lemmy heck yeah !

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