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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In my science book, it was page 69 for reproduction and 169 for human reproduction. Yes, actually.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

lmao "human reproduction" 🤣 😂 😭 😆

🍑🍆🤣🤣🤣

ETA: "the male sexual organ is the penis" 🤭

[–] REDACTED 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sexual organ is whatever is used during sex. That means my tongue is a sexual organ

I use my hands all the time so I guess they're sexual organs as well.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago

Used to be able to locate it instantly because for some reason, the student copies would naturally fall open to it if you set them on their spine and let go. It's the strangest thing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

We must not have used the same text book.

Unless you're turned on by a full page diagram of a mitochondria... 🤔

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 21 points 3 weeks ago

No kink shaming! It's the ribosome.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

It's the powerhouse of the cell!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You say that like it'd be a weird thing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I suppose in a way, if you're attracted to anything biological, you would be attracted to all of them; including their mitochondria. 😎

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's a shame this cell reproduces by mitosis because damn is it looking fine. Got all the right organelles in all the right places. Back that vacuole up! It's too bad I don't have a false foot fetish 'cause this lovely specimen had pseudopodia for days.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's the most attractive part of a woman. Matrilineal propagation makes it sexy.

I.e. In between catcalls, hoot and hollers...

"Have you seen the mitochondrial haplogroup on her?!"

"She's got ATP synthase for days."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Park playboys were the shit once you could work all the pages apart.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

But why did they exist? I had an 8 mile bike ride to school along (low traffic, rural) a highway and 3 out of five days I would find porn mags just on the side of the road. Do people throw the magazines out of their window after they nut? Do they have so many nudie mags that they are just flying out of the bed of their truck? Spontaneous generation? I wish I had the money for a BBC nature documentary camera trap to investigate the phenomenon.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One of many natural beauties which may reach their potential easier with a little help from some recent rainfall.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuck did you do to your bro 😭😭

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

What did bro do to OP 🤔