I don't believe Trump was the first pedophile president for even a moment.
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2025
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You have to qualify it as Openly* Pedophile.
First president found to have committed rape by a court of law.
yeah thomas jefferson was president SUPER early in US history and had sex with a 14 year old girl he owned as deeded property, and who was the grand daughter of his father in law (from whom he got the deed for her mother as part of a dowry)
Lol I didn't have the specifics but for some reason the first person I thought about was Thomas Jefferson. Thanks for sharing!
Thomas Jefferson was the first pedophile president.
I wouldn't even confidently say that
Jesus do you have evidence that John Adams or Washington was a nonce too? Fuck, do we need to go deeper? Peyton Randolph?!
I have no evidence Washington was a pedophile, but I've heard enough stories of slave owners that I don't give the benefit of the doubt to anyone who owned large numbers of slaves.
Not true for trump just for an obvious example Jefferson starting raping Heming's when she was 14 and I'm sure if i looked there are more to find.
Wasn't 14 the legal age or something back then? So gross!
She was also his wife’s enslaved half sister
*That we know of.
*So far...
Nowhere near the first.
First convicted felon for sure
When first president who isn't a cis middle aged man?
trump and biden were way past middle when they got into office. more like end-of-life 😄
*middle aged or older
Jfk
That needs to be Trump's official photo, to replace his current photo posted in every government office across the USA
Ugh we still have 3 more years of this shit
Hopefully 3.
Now hold on. Why 3? Could be shorter. You've seen his cankles, right?
If you believe the T bag's death will stop this administration's agenda, I have bad news for you: it won't. Project 2025 is much larger than Trump, and its architects will stop at nothing to turn the US into the Christian States of America.
But his base and much of the movement will likely die with him based on cults of the past.
Martin Van Buren was the first (and only!) president to learn English as a second language
Second.
The first paedo pres was in office during the years of 2016 to 2020.
Didn't Clinton also go to Epstein's island? And I doubt he was the first.
wouldn't that still make trump the first one? I don't get what you're saying
He's such a disgusting person that I think he deserves first and second place.
