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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago

If I put my hands on the guy who is responsible for this! Believe me, I'll have a nice strong argument with him. Preferably late tonight.

[–] reef@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm more a "curse the morning people who run my university that ignore staff and student demands to stop 9am lectures" kind of guy.

It's a little long winded for 8am so I usually settle with "feckin' dawnies".

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

9am? Oh boy wouldn't that be sweet

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 3 points 2 months ago

9? It would be perfect. Here lessons start at 7. And to take the train I need to wake up at ~5:30. I'm literally the first to fall asleep in my family. I need to. My body demands 8 hours of sleep. Less and I'm in power save mode the whole day. And as soon as I hit 8 hours ±10 minutes, I wake up, no chance of going back to sleep.

[–] karashta@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

I wish I could do this.

I just wake up after 5 or so hours regardless of when I sleep

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah me too but the only other option I have is to go to bed early and wake up well rested at 1am so idk I prefer going to bed late

[–] Una@europe.pub 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not me, I go early in bed I just wake up late :3

If 23:00 can be considered early

[–] Novocirab@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Things that have helped me with this are (a) having all sources of evening light be dimmable, preferably automatically, (b) having learnt that a certain feeling of sleepiness actually means that I'm actually entering the "too late zone", (c) having a whiteboard where I note down the time I go to sleep and the time I get up.