Maybe their mom's took Tylenol before birth. Or lead in gas, WTF would I know if I'm covid vaxxed with multiple boosters and still alive and never believing these distractions from the Epstein papers.
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Nah, their parents looked at a windmill one time and it infected their kids brains with the woke mind virus, making them perform violence against ICE by shooting prisoners.
Must be giant hypnosis devices...
Remember all bullets need to be handwritten with antifa slogans or otherwise there cannot be enough fear mongering
Or Trump to Epstein, apparently.
Or Thiel to Epstein.
Thrumpstein
They linked it. They just don't care. Hypocrisy is a core value of the cult.
Instructions unclear. Tylenol causes mass shootings
Can confirm, the vast majority of mass shooters have taken Tylenol.
TBF, it's more poor mental healthcare access for expensive prices that's causing school shootings.
And many mentally unwell people with guns
Also in a lot of groups where guns are popular there is often a stigma around mental health care. Some people feel like if you get help with mental health that it means you are crazy so they get offended if you even bring it up.
Shifting the blame for school shootings to mental healthcare is an American thing too. No country on earth really have a good mental healthcare (excepted Norway or Switzerland? I don't know).
E: mass≠school
America is the only developed country without free healthcare, so what you think is bad mental healthcare is actually really fucking good. You have no idea how good you have it.
Healthcare in Switzerland is anything but free
Compared to American healthcare, it might as well be.
Have you ever been stuck with a $70,000 hospital bill before? I have.
Tylenol causes mass shootings and melting steel beams.
That's because guns don't kill people! People on Tylenol and anyone that we say is bad kill people! And they'd do it without the guns by picking up the bullets and using their super human Tylenol strength to propel them faster than a gun and kill everyone.
If guns don't kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast.
Toasters don't toast toast. They toast bread! #fakeNews
The oligarchs would love if the working class were disarmed.
What would they do that they are not already doing?
It's pretty consistent actually. Tylenol doesn't link to autism, and guns do link to gun violence. In both cases they're ignoring reality when it doesn't fit their narrative.
people are freaking out over it, and trying to attribute even low dose can cause liver damage.
Wasn't that an Onion article yesterday?
Kinda unrelated, but poor onion lost it's job because of US government
I can link the tip of my cock to the underside of my balls
They’ve already stated there’s no right to health care, so they’ll just make everything difficult or impossible to get, including your headache remedy. Guns otoh, are a right. So if you get shot, you can’t afford a doctor.
Sad, but true.
In fairness it's not just guns (since other places have them without so many problems) but a bunch of related stuff too.
Republicans know that gun usage causes mass shootings. This post ignores the fact that Republicans are not wanting to criminalize Tylenol usage in the way people want to criminalize gun ownership.
Just like pregnant women are advised not to take Tylenol, people are mandated by law to not kill innocent people with guns. There is nothing inconsistent.