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Nazis are mobilizing and becoming agile. Stay safe, everyone. (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by Cruel@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago

A CIA-endorsed tactic for fighting fascism is calling a lot of pointless meetings.

Struggle requires sacrifice.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Daddy be my (S)C(R)UM Master!

[–] sCrUM_MASTER@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe next time

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 34 points 1 week ago

YO WHAT THE

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

Best I can do is to be a (SC)RUM master

Drink your rum, there's people dehydrating in Sweden

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

SCRotUM MASTERRRR

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Wanna see my backlog?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine this is how developers at Xitter operate. Especially since they're AI generated.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I imagine mechahitler stuck in a loop sending digital high-fives to itself

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

"Did you enjoy ze Führer's birthday [pizza party]?"

"May he live for a thousand years."

[–] sCrUM_MASTER@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I plead the fifth 🙋

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

My ❤️ goes out to you 🙋