I was just chewing on a Pen.
Penius... but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
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Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren't upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
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Aaah! That's where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
M&Mius Withius Peanutius
My would be Pussyius
Only if you ate an actual cat.
Assius
Bussius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
we also found Bussius (@ValarieLenin@midwest.social)
we need to find Gockius
Lasagnius
Starburstius sounds a bit wild
Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.
tylenolius
My son is autismus
Goatius
Vegetarian Toast Hawai ius
Edit: It's kind of funny because my real name is Kornelius
Pizzaius
Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius
Tacobellius
MC chicken nuggius
pierogius
Ginger biscuitius
Tidepodius
General Tsoisius
Cheddar Cheeseius.
Zaxbysius
Croissantius
It's got a nice ring to it
ramenius
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