Merging the PR and merging into traffic!
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This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.
thinks of the code first, humans second
Programmer confirmed
Crashing and then crashing
How to crash your software and hardware at once.
When the cost of living is so egregiously high that not only do you need two jobs, but you have to do them at the same time
A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.
A software engineer does not need two jobs. That's ridiculous.
It sounds ridiculous, yes, but there are US software engineers who basically work for minimum wage full time doing freelance work because that is all they can find
I mean if you read the article, one of them saved for a year or 2 and bought a house (I’m assuming large down payment for a mortgage), one had a “house payment and alimony” (so basically paying half the salary to the ex), one was saving up 90% of income doing this.
These are people who were either striving for FIRE or had other shit happen to them.
Obviously the area is ridiculously expensive, but software engineers make more than enough to live on a single job. If they still have jobs of course.
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Imagine that driver working an only fans account while driving.
anything's possible with self driving cars
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Half-assing two jobs at once
Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules
force push to master
Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..
Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.
Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!
Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...
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It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company
probably the only time they can actually successfully merge
What's SF?
San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds
Thanks!
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I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.
¿Por qué no los dos?
Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!
This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot
He's checking in code for FSD.
This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!
Cabdriving As Code
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