this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2025

814 points (99.4% liked)

Programmer Humor

26891 readers

347 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Feyter@programming.dev

anzo@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

814

When in Rome... (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by fubarx@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

83 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 302 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

[–] Natanael 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Crashing and then crashing

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago

How to crash your software and hardware at once.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

git rebase acura

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 197 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

When the cost of living is so egregiously high that not only do you need two jobs, but you have to do them at the same time

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A software engineer does not need two jobs. That's ridiculous.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It sounds ridiculous, yes, but there are US software engineers who basically work for minimum wage full time doing freelance work because that is all they can find

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

https://www.businessinsider.com/why-google-employees-live-in-the-parking-lot-2015-10?op=1

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine that driver working an only fans account while driving.

load more comments (1 replies)

load more comments (10 replies)

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 84 points 2 weeks ago

Half-assing two jobs at once

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

force push to master

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

don't merge and drive

[–] wintervoid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

he can merge without looking

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s mind blowing but there are people who really do prefer it! Don’t forget to leave an optional light mode for them!

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] Typewar 30 points 2 weeks ago

It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago

probably the only time they can actually successfully merge

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What's SF?

[–] Nomad 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks!

load more comments (2 replies)

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

[–] zeograd@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Science fiction or San Francisco?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

San Fierro

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

He's checking in code for FSD.

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty normal adhd behaviour

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

load more comments (1 replies)

load more comments