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When in Rome... (infosec.pub)
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[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 4 days ago

Merging the PR and merging into traffic!

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 300 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

thinks of the code first, humans second

Programmer confirmed

[–] Natanael 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Crashing and then crashing

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago

How to crash your software and hardware at once.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

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[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 196 points 1 week ago (12 children)

When the cost of living is so egregiously high that not only do you need two jobs, but you have to do them at the same time

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A software engineer does not need two jobs. That's ridiculous.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It sounds ridiculous, yes, but there are US software engineers who basically work for minimum wage full time doing freelance work because that is all they can find

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine that driver working an only fans account while driving.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

anything's possible with self driving cars

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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago

Half-assing two jobs at once

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

force push to master

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

don't merge and drive

[–] wintervoid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he can merge without looking

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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s mind blowing but there are people who really do prefer it! Don’t forget to leave an optional light mode for them!

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[–] Typewar 30 points 1 week ago

It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago

probably the only time they can actually successfully merge

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

[–] zeograd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's SF?

[–] Nomad 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

Thanks!

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[–] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Science fiction or San Francisco?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

San Fierro

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[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He's checking in code for FSD.

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

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[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

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[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Pretty normal adhd behaviour

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