this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2025
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[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Some might say I had too much anal in my childhood

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d call my pastor a two-pump chump and he’d get so pissed.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Could barely get an "Our Father" out of my mouth for penance with Father Chodeling doing a poor imitation of a waterpik between my teeth.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mom had tiny titties, didn't breast feed me, seeing a pattern here.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Woah, woah, slow down there Mr. Freud

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Sigmund Freud has entered the chat.

...or a Pastor.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao me as an aro ace just wanting to be left the fuck alone. Yeah nah, this tracks.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I absolutely didn't lack being bullied in my childhood. Or cuddled for that matter

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why do abuse victims love bdsm

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's to take back control of what happened to them. If they can engage in the activity that hurt them way back but in a safe, controlled manner it's quite empowering

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I need a Domme to administer fake and easily achievable engineering exams to me.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll see what I can do

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Because bdsm has love ❤️