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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 108 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One bread costs 5 whole gold coins. Because obviously.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, it's one bread Michael! How much could it cost? Ten gold coins?

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What if money was just called hours?

Difficult jobs are worth more hours than easy jobs and require more specialized skills. If the specific skill is not part of the repertoire then the job will be exceptionally difficult and/or impossible.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There were some experiments where currency was actually denominated in hours, usually as part of a co-op system where you were literally trading for hours of labour.

I think the most famous one was in Ithaca, NY.

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Odo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In the not-too-distant future

You can't start a sentence with that and not expect me to get distracted thinking of a certain theme song.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

All Star by Smash Mouth?

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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Honestly a face of mine. Acting is solid and storyline is like a dystopian Robin Hood almost.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

This is a good one to show people to get them thinking about class consciousness.

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Can't do that because hours are gods.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm making a mars-themed luanti modpack (it's FOSS and available here btw), and i intend to use water as the currency, if i ever get to trading.

Water is a scarce and useful resource on Mars. That's all it takes to make a meaningful currency out of it.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Expect a mod fork to change it to piss lol

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[–] resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The problem with using water as currency is that it is heavy. It is not reasonable to carry around large amounts. You'll need some kind of representational currency.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

You’ll need some kind of representational currency

yep that's exactly what i think would make sense in the real world. basically a paper currency backed by real water. one dollar represents 1 kg of water.

it's like the gold standard, just not backed by gold but by water.

in the game that doesn't matter though since you can just carry around a lot of water bottles before your inventory space runs out.

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kinda fucked up that when coming up with a SciFi dystopia the worst we can think of is the Nestlé-buck.

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Caves of Qud uses water as currency. I think it explains this by making all of its characters weirdo radiation freakazoids that can teleport and fly around and stuff.

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[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 27 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Whilst an average film overall, the movie 'In Time' has an interesting concept for currency set in a near future sci fi dystopia.

Humanity has cured aging, and everyone stops aging at 25. Then their clock starts; indicated by a tattoo like digital clock on their forearm. Everything is paid for with time taken off their clock, once it reaches 0, they immediately die. Jobs pay employees a time salary etc, and the rich horde and manipulate the time markets to concentrate their wealth, and keep the poor from achieving the immortality they horde.

I enjoyed it, and I'm sure plenty others did, but there's no denying that a rather large suspension of belief is required.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's a clever metaphor for the disparity in living standards and the real value of human life in a corrupt marketplace.

But the actual implementation of the story was a bit clumsy and heavy handed.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember after I left the movie as a teenager with my parents two older dudes were bickering about whether poor people in our actual world are able to escape poverty or not if they work hard.

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

In Time is definitely one of my favorite movies. It has some great world building around this concept.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 19 points 1 week ago

Mfw the currency is money

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If I made a sci-fi game I would just make the currency MWh. They handwave away so much science, why not have a watch sized device that can store insane amounts of power?

Which makes me wonder, is there a physics limit to the density of energy? There has to be, anyone know what it's called?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago (10 children)

is there a physics limit to the density of energy

the physics limit to the density of energy is literally a black hole. it compresses the maximum amount of mass (energy) into a space. but that's technologically useless since you can't extract the energy out of it on-demand.

The densest ways of storing energy that are technologically useful are:

  • batteries (Na-Ion batteries: 0.2 kWh/kg)
  • oil/carbon-based fuels (bread: 5 kWh/kg)
  • uranium (pure uranium: 24 * 10^6 kWh/kg)

There's also speculative technologies like antimatter (24 * 10^9 kWh/kg) which aren't available today.

Source

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The beauty of using uranium as currency is that if anyone hoards too much of it, the problem takes care of itself.

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[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stellaris is a space 4x game that uses energy as a universal currency. The Endless Space games are also 4x games that use ancient nanomachines called Dust as currency.

And yes, concentrating energy increases mass. E=MC^2, which means more Energy must necessarily mean more Mass. So basically gravity will be your hard limit, theoretically stuffing enough energy into small enough a place will create a black hole, though I assume if you're talking electricity then there's probably some physical limit you would hit first.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[...] why not have a watch sized device that can store insane amounts of power?

Because Hiroshima was leveled by "only" 20 MWh (cost ranges from 120€ in northern Scandinavia to 1010€ in Greece) so having people carry energy wallets with enough to make more around day to day is like paying your groceries bill with C4 (which is perfectly save as long as there is no primary explosive).

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[–] tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We have technological limits to the storage efficiencies of different types of batteries. Batteries defined as something that can store useable energy. If we are talking just energy, matter "stores" lots of energy, and you can look at the famous Einstein equation to play with numbers. I do know we have something like a matter density limit in black holes.

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is one of those things where it's basically impossible to make a game with more accurate economics that is actually fun. The fact of the matter is that medieval wealth inequality was just too big for most people to wrap their heads around and would make gameplay really weird. Adventurers would in fact need to be buying equipment with the equivalent value of gold coins, but such wealth would dwarf the costs of pretty much any "normal" stuff you could buy and would cause weird balance issue. For example, a pound of cheese in medieval England cost half a penny, but a good sword could cost 480 pennies. Think about how many swords you encounter in a video game. Even if you sold them for a 100th of the high end price, you could still buy 9 lbs of cheese for a single sword and if cheese is meant to be a healing item then it probably has to be total trash to balance how cheap it is compared to adventuring gear. Or you could say a low quality sword can be sold for 5 gold and a cheese is 1 gold and make it a normal healing item. It's just hard to balance if the economy is realistic. As for credits, it's just hard to imagine what the hell trade will look like in the future and everyone kind of understands credits as a concept.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or just don't give common items like cheese healing properties. Healing potions are perfectly normal features of fantasy games, and even in a more realistic setting you can use herbs, bandages and disinfectant to heal instead of standard food items. I don't think many players are going to complain that common things like food or staying at an inn are practically free if you're strong enough to kill one well-equipped bandit.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Also, depending on where and when in the middle ages, currency would vary hugely and work with several dozens of different coins. Travel to another region would involve money changers, scales, entirely different systems of coinage with (by modern standards) absurd breakdowns of coins and wholly new names and words.

And having pure coins would be easy, so obviously you'd have fun stuff like "new dollars" being worth 7/16th of an "old dollar" because they have less silver in them.

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[–] AllHailZorglub@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

But are your legs OK?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Be a medieval peasant.

Harvest comes in

Load 1,000 pounds of produce onto a mule

Mule dies

Throw mule and produce on shoulders

Walk to market

Set up stall

Sign: "Apples - 1 gold piece"

Sell a single apple

Am now the wealthiest man in town

Go across the street to buy a wool tunic

Attempt to make change

Merchant cannot make change for a single gold piece

So he kills me and becomes wealthiest man in town

Repeat this for every shop in town

Literally one guy left in village

Mongols show up

Take gold piece

Return to China

China countries to be the wealthiest country on Earth for another century

[–] Bysmuth@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the why did the wealthiest man in town give all his fortune for a single apple?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He was hungry

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[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (9 children)

This is what I love about the Legend of Zelda games, it's "rupee", which comes from "ruby":

Rupee is likely derived from or a corruption of ruby, a valuable gemstone. As a result, Rupees were frequently misnamed early in the series, such as the name "Rupy" in the original The Legend of Zelda. In the German versions of The Legend of Zelda games, a Rupee is called a Rubin, which is German for ruby. Ironically, Red Rupees resemble rubies.

They're valuable gems of indeterminate size, not necessarily related to rubies or actual gems (could be glass or something), and have no direct comparison to any actual currency (unlike gold) but we can understand some amount of inherent value (better than credits). It's unique to the game, and denominated as a single number.

Some other ideas for units:

  • sovereigns - as long as the person in charge is a king
  • in-game term related to the region (like Euro is to Europe)
  • chips - could be metal, glass, gemstones, etc

Keep it vague so people don't lose immersion by comparing to realm world units, or not have any inherent wealth. That said, "credits" is better than "gold," just a bit cliché.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Could swear I've seen a setting where the currency was sovereigns, but there was no king. Literally "cash is king".

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[–] Wolfizen@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Metro series games use bullets as a currency. Theyre small, not easily produceable in the setting, and have inherent value (you can shoot your money at enemies). Great design.

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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
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