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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just not in the prison cafeteria, that food qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

their "solitary" should be together, and in a special section of the kitchen so that they are constantly having to do the cook off until they realise they suck

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am confused and afraid, the one on the left appears to have the scooping characteristics of ice cream

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They cooked the noodles before they baked. Those noodles might have been al dente when they went into the oven. 45 minutes later, and they have the consistency of play dough.

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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

likely cause by mac overcooked to hell and back and cheese is nothing but cheese that has all of it's moisture absorbed by the mac

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

It’s more of a cheese infused macaroni loaf now

[–] Linkalee@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Protip: The reason Velveeta and American cheeses melt so well is because sodium citrate is added to them. You can buy this yourself as a powder, and then add it to actually-good cheeses to give them the same properties.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You can also just melt nearly any cheese into a roux to make a mornay sauce if you are careful about it, which is the secret to both mac and cheese and queso sauce. Sodium citrate helps to keep it from breaking but is not strictly necessary in most cases.

Edit - yes, cheese and milk

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This sounds fancy, so to make it a bit less daunting:

  • roux - flour and fat (typically butter), usually in equal amounts by weight
  • béchamel sauce - roux + milk, often with nutmeg for flavoring
  • mornay sauce - béchamel sauce with grated cheese

When making the béchamel sauce, add the milk a very small amout at a time to prevent clumping, and mix well over medium heat between additions.

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[–] AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

You've saved my life 😋

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My entry.

Mac, Cheese, Peas, and Bacon:

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eating a meal? A succulent American meal?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Ray, a drop of golden sun.

[–] eltrain123@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't knock it till you try it!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone is giving you shit. I hate Mac and cheese, but yours with bacon and peas I might actually try.

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[–] yeehawboy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No one can convince me they actually like peas. They’re all paid off by big pea

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Peas are just savory popping boba, what's not to love?

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Straight to prison. There's no due process here.

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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Inappropriate peaing

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is perfect, you can easily scoop up just bacon and peas to eat and skip the rest

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

And that's how you get out of having to cook something for Thanksgiving

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That looks horrible. And why the fuck is any sane person preparing a cassetole in a throwaway baking dish?

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

1 - you don't have to worry about leaving a dish

2 - you don't have to clean it after a get together that is probably exhausting

3 - aluminum is one of the materials that is actually very recyclable, so it's not a big deal like plastic is.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

75% of all aluminum ever mined is still in circulation- its also more efficient- recycling aluminum takes 5% of the energy it takes to produce it.

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[–] jif@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Ya but how many people are cleaning and recycling them? They're going straight in the garbage.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Because you're going to a potluck and don't want to worry about getting your dish back?

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Learn the basics of sauces from a French cooking book/course.

Make a blonde roux, for 4 pounds of cheese, add 1.5 cups of milk and 2 cups of half and half. Add in the shredded cheese saving about a pound to a pound and a half for layering. Add 4 tsp of sodium citrate. Voila you have a cheese sauce that won't break on you that pours into the pasta easily.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As a non-American, how much pasta goes with all that cheese? And how many serves do you get out of it?

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[–] Duranie@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

This is, of course, the proper way of doing things.

My practical version for everyday cooking/trying not to consume large amounts of cream looks like -

Bring a couple cups of milk (usually have 2% in the house) to a near simmer, then whisk in another cup of milk with a few fat spoonfuls of flour mixed into it (as a slurry.) Let it barely come to a boil for a few minutes, thickening the milk mixture, scraping the bottom and sides slowly the whole time. Once it coats the back of the spoon well turn the heat way down and add salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder to taste. Turn the heat off and add an obscene amount of shredded cheese (usually whatever partially used bags and random slices that need to be used from the fridge.) Once melted, double check seasoning and add to fully cooked pasta for a stovetop version. For baked Mac and cheese, undercook the pasta a bit and save some shredded cheese for the top.

Boiling the mix after the cheese has been added increases the risk of the cheese splitting and getting oily. Adding a slice of American cheese provides enough sodium citrate to create the same smooth, saucy texture. Shredding your own cheese may also be best practice, but I've never had an issue with pre shredded cheese.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Right: American cheese on top. That's gotta be raw pasta underneath.

Left: "came away clean from the tray" in what I can only imagine is a congealed cheese+starch block.

These are terrible choices.

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Sodium citrate. It's not plastic, it just makes cheese look like plastic.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

WHY ARE THERE GREEN BEANS IN THE MAC AND CHEESE? T_T

also just make tini's mac and cheese; anything else is scandalous

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It does look like prison Mac

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Les francophones, on est d'accord que leur mac and cheese bidule, c'est juste un gratin de pâtes ?

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I don't want to live in a world where this is real!

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

mac ✅

cheese ✅

i mean i don't see the problem

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The cheese part is debatable.

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