zakobjoa

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can fix at least half of those complaints on mobile with Revanced. I specifically removed all possibilities to view shorts because the flesh is weak and YT shorts ate hours of my day at a time. Without even being particularly entertaining.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

That's such a fantastic metaphor.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.

Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Boy, you are lost.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No, I'm twist'n'tucking in the bread box.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you look at it, it's lawful good.

But at its core, it's chaotic neutral.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now please excuse you once. The spring text should already voices. The over setting should dumb be.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So, after flooding the book market with self-Publisher AI slop the same thing is coming for audio books. Prepare to wade through rivers of shit to find something nice. Or leave the platform.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How comes you on "Skin On"?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck yeah. We survived!

 
 
 
 
 

Hey gang.

I'm running a campaign where the players are looking for eight magical items, once owned by eight powerful mages representing the eight schools of magic.

Right now – through the power of Plot™ – they're looking for those items for an influential but shadowy collector. They're supposed to deliver the first batch of three items together. When that happens they'll find out that they were inadvertently helping a criminal collector. A representative of a historical society will tell them that these artifacts belong in a museum.

And here's my problem: I want them to have these magical items, which of course have cool powers. And I don't know how to do that.

My plan right now is, that the museum isn't interested in the actual powers, they just want to display the items for their historical relevance. So they'll magically pull these items apart into two identical ones, where one retains the power and the other the history of the item (scratches/wear and tear).

I am not completely satisfied with that idea, because it seems far-fetched and I'd like to hear your ideas, if you have any, on how to resolve this.

Thank you and a thousand dm'ly kisses to you all.

 
 

Rule of Google: if it works, kill it.

I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want.

Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet.

I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

 

Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

 
 
 

I need help/input/inspiration with a campaign I am planning. Without going into too much detail, in the world I've built there used to be a historically important and very powerful council of 7 mages (3 elves, a human, a gnome, an orc and a dwarf). They've each left behind a magical artifact of some kind. My group (druid, rogue, cleric and swashbuckler) is eventually going to hunt down all these artifacts.

I am struggling to find artifacts that would fit. They either feel too mundane or are way too powerful. I want these artifacts to be useful and powerful, for the time they get them. Of course, they're not going to get them all at once. So these things should be spaced out to be useful from about player level 3 to 12.

We're playing Pathfinder 2e, but I can easily adapt DnD items as well. If you have homebrew, I'll take that as well. If you have general input for these items or that plotline, that's great as well.

Thank you all in advance.

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