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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh God thank you. I couldn't start from the bottom

[–] i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

That's why you're not here.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 72 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago

You are very welcome

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Fucking hell I finally got the right order after like four attempts

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey man I gave the formula for the reading order.

[–] casmael@mander.xyz 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry bud I don’t speak maths :,(

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Same, I was never taught graphing in school despite being in the top class for maths. I just assume that US school math and science in general is more fleshed out than my basic curriculum, as there's always media depicting high schools teaching things I was never; equation/algebra graphing, and ~~enzymes like prophase, anaphase and stuff~~ mitochondria. There was a meme about "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell". Never heard that in school aha

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck me, who thought that was a good idea??

Madness

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Someone with colourblindness and also regular blindness.

[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

That was painful to decipher

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That is incorrect 😭

I gave the formula to decipher it

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Their guess is so close in such a weird way though

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

Better look me make. Doesn't bad look, you making <---

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Normally I'm good at reading these types of posts, but this one is confusing me to no end. No combination looks good enough for my eyes and brain.

Edit:

I got it and whoever decided this was a good idea must surely have a passion in graphic design. >:(

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lmao congratulations but also - Formula man!

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I was being an idiot.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 13 points 5 days ago

Me make bad. You look better. Making doesn't any look!

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

OPEN DEAD

DON'T INSIDE

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

doesn't look you any making

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

It doesn't bad better making

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Upsidedown parabolic function, although not quite. Maybe that weird trig function with tangent so it goes up to infinity then mirrored or something.

But I'm a stats teacher, so normal distribution also describes it, I guess.

Edit: oh also, my social psych class would also suggest that making you look bad does in fact make me look better, that's how downwards social comparisons work. Lol

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't any look making you better make me look bad?

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I started on doesn't and went clockwise

Doesn't make you look any better making me look bad.

Starting on making and reading it in clockwise is legally the intent, but it doesn't change the meaning from how in first read it

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Start on doesn't and read it that way. Sounds more like how some people actually speak, such as leaving out a word like "it"