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[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 104 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Good news, he doesn’t have an owner! He can be kept!

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 111 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The coyotes in the field are free, you can bring them home. I have 12 now.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The government does not want you to know this

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

found Alex Jones' 3 alt accounts

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Isn't he some kind of American, right wing, nut job? Would be fun if he makes an account on hexbear.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

this is the reference, although, i believe it to be apocryphal

[–] TarantulaFudge@piefed.zip 73 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Time for a very uncomfortable doctor's visit to take rabies shots. She is a cutie though!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

All good tho since you can bring ur new dog with you for emotional support /s

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 4 days ago

"Excuse me, do you have a copy of the Acme catalog?"

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 27 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Anyone else think the coyote looks taxidermied?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 15 points 4 days ago

No. The tongue is too good.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

In that case, this is a funny post and the person who wrote it has sense of humor. I approve.

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Bringing it up because;

If I had a taxidermied coyote, I would use it for memes.

The view is so limited, there could be a stand or stiff legs out of frame.

The expression on its face looks wrong, like totally incongruent with its "situation."

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Now that you mention it

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

yes. The fur looks odd, to uniform

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

And too clean

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

awwww

what a cutie!!!!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 21 points 4 days ago

I had a rescue dog for a bit who looked a lot like that, but with slightly more German shepherd features.

She was an absolute nightmare. Severe separation anxiety, not at all house trained, and way too hyperactive to be in a rent house without a dog door.

Luckily for her and us, we found someone with 10 fenced in acres and a dog door who had recently lost a dog who looked just like her.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 days ago

Look at the forest puppy!

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Very funny segment in the criminally underrated Zack Galifianakis sitcom Baskets where this happens. Worth a watch.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that like the standard Zach G. stuff (painfully awkward) or actually funny?

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago
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