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This is where I got the joke from lol

Also works on the sink after trimming a beard

You might be able to find a used Android phone that can run it in an emulator. That is going to depend on your region and your definition of smooth. I know some GameCube games like Smash Bros emulate fine on midrange Android devicee but more graphically demanding games like Metroid Prime run poorly. I'm not sure where Wind Waker falls in that scope.

I assure you I'm not. Just rambling about how I would retell it when I get the opportunity. It's a good joke.

Let's celebrate our boys in blue

I guess you'd take that part out of the first line.

"You can wear any canoe on your head, but only if it's capsized"

I dunno. Seems to flow better but that's just my opinion.

Taylor Swift - New Years Day

I think Christmas is just a bigger event. Christmas has work Christmas parties, some holidays, family gatherings, gifts, etc etc spanning usually the whole month of December. New Years is just one evening which is usually just spent with a few friends or family and requires nothing special except staying up late.

I wonder if they will be able to reproduce

good post

Should be "but only if it's capsized"

She looks like she's waking up from a 7 hour nap and is unsure what day it is and where she currently is.

Thank you for making no content.