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[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I almost kinda dislike the messaging on this one because it implies authoritarianism is the key to discovery. Scientists are implied to be passive and unindustrious when left alone, so the government (FBI-type characters) declare a truth they want proven, force development of it through the threat of violence, and it eventually yields an answer they're happy with.

I'm reminded of the film The Death of Stalin and it's depiction of the USSR's treatment of bourgeois intellectuals like doctors.

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess that's the joke - this is so stupid and obviously won't work, but that perspective is subverted when it turns out to actually work, causing humour.

I quite like it.

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fair, I guess I'm just letting the world get to me!

[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Read more SMBC, it might help! Or give you more anxiety. But at least you'll be smiling.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I interpreted the opposite; once they were freed from day to day bullshit, they were able to reach new discoveries the way 20th century hiking scientists

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

That's how I read the intent of the author, at least. Getting scientists out of their isolated bubbles and allowing them to actually experience the world drives innovation.

That, or the one physicist who figured it out was so traumatized by merely being outside that she figured it out as quickly as possible to make it all stop, haha.

[–] JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

My interpretation was that pink lady shouted out some crap formula FBI guy does not understand anyway so they would be left alone again.

Last panel half contradicts it, half just leans harder into the absurdity of it all. I wouldn't expect physicists to care much about Rubik's Cubes, I think even the cliché fits mathematicians much better.

Basically, my spontaneous takeaway was "government and media are so science-illiterate that nobody understands anyone anymore".

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

that's a great film. it's on my annual watch list, will update the date i watch it on when appropriate.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Your argument collapses once you consider spaghetti.

Left alone, spaghetti just lies there, limp and purposeless. Only through firm, boiling authority does it reach al dente perfection. Scientists, like noodles, sometimes need that structured heat to avoid sticking together in chaos. Maybe the government isn’t crushing freedom but just straining out the excess sauce of indecision.

After all, nobody eats raw noodles in a democracy of boiling water.

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I take umbrage with the idea that gravity is necessarily quantisable- for all we know, it can’t be quantised.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ugg fiiine you can try to gravitize quantum mechanics, if you really must

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, quantum fields all rest on another dimensional layer. The quantum foam experiences a weak cohesion force that doesnt drop off with distance. This results in clustering of the foam, resulting in clustering of the deeper field. This is emergent on the macroscopic scale as the folding of space time, which is really just the tendancy of energy to condense on the quantum scale.

Or maybe partical interactions being dependant on locality results in a sort of local energy spike as the two particles get closer. This results in time dilation between the two particles, altering the expected rate at which their interactions would occur, effectively setting a hard limit on how close two particles can get without fusing. This time dilation could also be responsible for the emergent property of gravity. Kinda like how doubling the passage of time effectively doubles the measured heat in a volume, given that heat is a measure of particle interactions per second. Twice the seconds, twice the interactions. If time gets fucky when two particals get close enough to interact, that could result in an illusionary force that emerges macroscopically as gravity.

This is all me fucking around but i think theres maybe a nugget of legit speculation in there

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like someone needs to go for a walk

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's quiter talk!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Knapsack?" That is a bindle, you Philistine!

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you kind lexical hero.

[–] Damaskox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is it just me or is the whole comic image too blurry to ready any of the text?

EDIR: Oh, there's a HD button