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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

They also wear their favorite players jersey similar to how the football players girlfriends used to in school.

Are you guys kissing yet? Is he dreamy?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You'll nevva understand... NORF FC finally made it to da semis for da first time since 1753 and it was for da lads...

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 day ago

Footballers, which can include straight guys or gays, or pick a letter.

They're all children for behaving they way the loud ones do.