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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I've got my Jimmy set to "Neutron"

Blastin holes through the futon

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 16 hours ago

Hillybilly eulogies for single moms

Who live and die by the way of the dong

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I am a neutrino male. I penetrate deep inside but they don't notice or feel it :(

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Just admit you don't interact at all

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Got damn! 15-yard penalty, unnecessary roughness, RickyRigatoni has possession.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

But wheres the sigma radiation?

[–] ColdSideOfYourPillow@anarchist.nexus 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

They don't even try to penetrate 😔