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cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/6974281

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The original was posted on /r/comedyheaven by /u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam on 2025-10-04 22:01:44+00:00.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 7 hours ago

If that's the face they think a woman makes when you're doing good I feel sorry for their wives.

[–] notaviking@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago

I find it mildly amusing the reference to pearl necklaces

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I find it frustrating that even when my brain almost instantly tells me that something is AI generated based on lighting alone, it is usually right, but I can't consciously find any other sign, besides the hands, until I read the comments

[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The most obvious sign is the dresses inconsistency, its dose not look like the same dress in all three shots and not one is going to pay for multiple costumes for a ad like this.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 hours ago

At first I thought she was just not wearing a bra in the first shot, leading to unflattering cleavage. Then I noticed the sleeve in the second and third shots was different--it is gathered at the wrist in one shot but not the other.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

Sometimes I can't even put my finger on why I can tell, just that I can.

[–] slate@sh.itjust.works 28 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

We're using AI generated women in advertising now? How about I AI generate some interest in your product.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 31 points 19 hours ago

I do appreciate the extra pearl necklaces in each shot

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 18 hours ago

It's for all the AI-generated consumers, of course.

[–] Sparkles@fedia.io 7 points 16 hours ago

I do like the concern over taste if I’m honest.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Baker’s is crafted from a unique blend of all-natural ingredients like Sunflower, Pumpkin Seed, Pineapple Stem, Maca, Black Seed Oil and Pygeum. This natural and scientifically validated recipe works to maximize natural volume production and vastly improve taste.

I'll only take it if it's USP certified Semen Enhancer.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 hours ago

Hey, pygeum africanum is no joke. I take a bit daily as part of my supplement routine. I am 50ish and piss like a racehorse still. Semen volume is not a thing I worry about as my semen dispensing nozzle is usually hidden when operating. I like normal sex, I guess.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be concerned about any drug that actually increased the volume. That seems like a pretty nasty drug.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I really want to know how it makes you cum more loudly. What the hell does that even sound like?

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Mine goes "bloop"

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Ever took a boat ride at Niagara Falls?

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago

A floatation device of some kind should be kept within arm's reach.