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You have a chef prepare the meal for you. The mediocre meal is just like a very okay 5/10 whatever of your pick, but you have to eat the same thing every day.

For the random meals you must consume the 500 calorie meal in full each timenyou choose to have a meal. No skipping once a meal is there.

Inedible or rotten stuff is not included. Just food that might be alien to you. Like it could be balut one day and a schnitzel the next. Maybe haggis.

Nothing completely unreasonable.

Allergies will be compensated for ig. Choice based dietary preferences will not. If you're vegan you're fucked.

Nutrient needs will be met in both cases. No health issues will arise due to an unbalanced diet.

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[–] hades@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like option 1 is worse in every single way, why would anyone choose it? I guess you may have a favourite dish, but you’ll eat a mediocre version of it, and you’ll grow to hate it in a week.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just know theres meals that most people just wouldn't wanna eat. Animals that are OK to eat in some cultures and not in others for example

[–] hades@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fair. Was that the point of the question?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kind of. Just how risk taking people are willing to be to avoid mediocrity

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

I live this life. I choose the same mediocre meal. Except, I am the chef (cook, actually; a chef manages a restaurant and is a business owner whose business is food service, and a cook is someone who cooks: a chef is probably a cook, but most cooks are not chefs). I eat high protein/low carb for most of my meals.

I have undisclosed allergies, so I don't tend to experiment very much. I'm not willing to try balut or haggis. I'm not willing to try a lot of seafood because a lot of seafood has made me sick, but I love tuna. Tuna is safe.

Anyway, it's a question of safety vs risk and I've made this choice IRL.

[–] Quexotic 5 points 2 months ago

Random. 100%.

It'd be interesting.

[–] FRYD@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Option 1 is my actual life the past two years. Option 2 sounds great. I like 90% of the foods I try and I’ve always enjoyed asking people who work at restaurants for recommendations for food they think is good but not ordered often.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Option 2 hands down.

No allergy issues and it's not going to be inedible, nutritional needs are also met.

Just weeding out picky eaters with #1

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I am/was an adventurous eater, so there's no downside that way. The thing is, I also gave up meat at some point, so I guess I have to go with the mediocre meal on ethical grounds. Please tell me it's at least free, I can't pay a damn chef.

Lucky for you, no costs involved.

(And I do have tremendous respect for vegans) particularly in non vegan communities. Its easy to do so in India for example.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So at first I thought you were saying you can pick anything every day but it would be mediocre vs random top chef type meal but reading it again it sounds like you are saying you have to eat the same thing for every meal every day. so like you couldn't have a different thing for breakfast and lunch and dinner?

Yeah no variation whatsoever. Same gruel everyday.

Well better than gruel its a 5/10