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Ducks and, how to make them pay (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago

Bill Cook is almost nominative determinism in this case.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Growing up is getting used to being disappointed again and again.

[–] cm0002@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And again and again.....

:(

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 2 months ago

Especially this bastard:

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 months ago

I feel like factory farming ducks would count as a punishment.

[–] gra5per@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

This is fucking awesome. I don't know exactly what it is about it, but thank you for brightening my night.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mallards are r@pists!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

For so gawdamned long the females evolved labyrinthine vaginas in defense. 😶‍🌫️

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Anatidaephobic much?