Bill Cook is almost nominative determinism in this case.
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2025
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Growing up is getting used to being disappointed again and again.
And again and again.....
:(
Especially this bastard:

I feel like factory farming ducks would count as a punishment.
This is fucking awesome. I don't know exactly what it is about it, but thank you for brightening my night.
Mallards are r@pists!
For so gawdamned long the females evolved labyrinthine vaginas in defense. 😶🌫️
Anatidaephobic much?