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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

If not even book writers can get Clipit's name right, then what hope is there for humanity?

Where the hell did people even get the idea that his name was "Clippy"? I used MS Office extensively in the 90s; his name was always Clipit.

This shit is almost as bad as dead naming a trans person.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Its just one of those things that were a different name just sounds better, it's like the Berenstein/Berenstain Bear thing.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 hours ago

It looks like you are getting aroused, would you like me to bind your hands and feet?

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

This book is excellent.

"Where did you come from?"

But she knew where he was coming from: both ends.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Book 2 of 7

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Can we go back to when we thought the flood of werewolf and dinosaur porn books were weird.

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 54 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was AI, but nope.

Leonard Delaney has been writing since 2015, and his bibliography is one hell of a ride. He consistently turns random elements from popular culture into smut with an average score of 3 stars.

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 11 hours ago

I salute authentic human weirdness

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 21 points 12 hours ago

The problem with Clippy is that he gets too attached.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 28 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I read the Taken by Tetris one. It involves a woman who gets impregnated by a tetris block.

It alsomhad a bonus story where a dude who was very obviously a Neil Degrasse Tyson stand in desperately wants to have sex with Pluto (he does).

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

The real question is, was it a long I shape or was it classy with a T shape? Cause I know you can score a Tetris only with an I but chaining T spins is what brings me to orgasm (and a win in Tetris 99 lol)

Edit: the term Tetraniños popped into my head for the children of that coupling.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

My money's on the Z/S piece- doggy style and a spoon afterwards.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Oh dang. So that's why Clippy was "retired" from Microsoft's suite.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Didn’t retire, just services a select clientele...

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

He was sent to a stud farm up-state, apparently.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 13 hours ago

Clippy.... you're so flexible

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Is this the new Chuck Tingle?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 7 hours ago

It’s Chuck Tingle for straight people

Rossman's favourite book

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 4 points 13 hours ago

I zoomed in thinking it was something normal about Louis Rossmann. Instead, I see this.

Definite old reddit vibes.