Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita, Monica, Erica, Tina, Mary, Jessica
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That was definitely the weirdest song I ever had requested to be sang at a wedding...
I mean, it was a pretty big hit back in the day, and it terms of musical vibe it is quite catchy.
Straight people try to find mating partners at weddings, the gent was probably trying to show his mating prowess to potential people in his social circle
Your mom...
Moms*
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
Whitney Houston
I think this is the best "name every" that I've seen.
You're doing amazing work and goddamn I appreciate you making the fediverse better Stamets.
Okay, but it's gonna take a while and I'm going to have to pull out the photo album. You just sit right there, grandson. Oh, this'll be so much fun!
Okay. Gwendolyn. Every girl is now named Gwendolyn. EZPZ
Is that Ty from The Mighty Johnsons?
Here's a good start