ShaggySnacks

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 11 hours ago

Yes, I have a lamp for you.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a working theory that billionaires also don't really understand money and numbers.

People don't understand the difference between a million and a billion until they can visaully see the difference. As someone else pointed out, $5 million is 0.5% of their wealth. It's pocket change for a billionaire. However, billionaires are acting like it's going to break the bank.

Or billionaries just love to hoard their wealth to make their imaginary numbers go up.

Bible is like the Constitution. Some people don’t read it.

People only read what they want to take out of anything. Scientific reports, government policies, laws, philosophical essays, books, etc.

Saw it happen all the time. I use to work at the court house that was open to serve the public. We had at least 2 different signs that said "We are not City Hall. We do not do driver's license, birth certificates, passports, etc.." Without fail, people would walk in and still ask about City Hall Services. People looked at the sign and saw Driver's License, assumed that's what we did.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tell me you didn't get the joke without telling me.

Qualified immunity

A significant amount of criticism contends that qualified immunity allows police brutality to go unpunished.[6] Legal researchers Amir H. Ali and Emily Clark, for instance, have argued that "qualified immunity permits law enforcement and other government officials to violate people's constitutional rights with virtual impunity".[45] Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has noted a "disturbing trend" of siding with police officers using excessive force with qualified immunity,[46] describing it as "sanctioning a 'shoot first, think later' approach to policing".

The joke being that the suspect was an offer who showed up, claimed that their life was in danger, and shot everyone to death. The officer will then use qualified immunity as a defence to an extrajudicial killing.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Qualified immunity coming in 3, 2, 1....

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Strike the Reich.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 139 points 3 days ago (45 children)

Anyone want to bets that it was a Nazi who did the shooting?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I gotta ask, who is the Meth Gnome? Cause that's an awesome insult.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ronny snitches to ICE.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This does mean we still get to make our annual billionarie sacrifice to the Deep Ones right?

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M.V.P. - Sol Invicto (www.youtube.com)
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Sol Invicto was founded by Ritchie Londres who was worked with the Deftones. Stephen Carpenter of the Defttones also joined the band with Eric Bobo and Technical Itch.

 

Fries is just as confident about the eye-watering price Musk wants for a trip to Mars. “I’m slapping down my hundred grand as soon as that fortune a Nigerian prince left me arrives. The future is so bright, I need sunglasses.”

 

The Empire was just protecting themself from Alderaan scum.

 

The Zombies - Beechwood Park has the lyrics:

All the roads in my mind

Junk Science - "Roads" has the lyrics:

Roads, we don't need none of those

 

VHS tapes are a horror trope now.

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