this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

The butterscotch pudding flood of 2025.

[–] darvocet 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bet Greta and her flotilla caused this.

That terrorist little shit! What next, earthquakes? Where will she stop!?

[–] Jagget@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Didn't listen to Greenpeace, got Brownpeace

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They've been trying to get it to stop doing that for centuries now.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

This probably has more to do with building on a floodplain, although I doubt climate change is helping.