this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2025
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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
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Welcome to Risa
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
- No harassment, brigading, or trolling
- No bigotry
- Keep the banter playful, not hostile
Rule 2 — No Prohibited Cargo
Some things aren’t welcome aboard.
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW memes must be properly tagged
Rule 3 — Keep It Trek
Posts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.
- Crossovers are fine
- Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock
Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
If you see a post that violates the rules, or that doesn't inspire Jamaharon, report it so the mods can handle it.
Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.
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This is an excellent gif for general use, even when completely irrelevant to the topic at hand
forget about not having enough retirement money with this neat trick
Ensign Skippy: “I’m in danger.”
Forced early retirement
“Join Starfleet, they said. See the galaxy, they said.”
Doctors hate this 1 trick!
Get retired they mean?
It's a scheme to squeeze the boomers one more time and ensure millennials and younger don't get any inheritance either.
At the current cost of food, the red shirt way may be my only way.
Got some money saved? Can we please have that too before you die? Thanks a mil.
It's cheap and elegant.
It's fine. They're just subtly reminding the elderly to commit suicide.