this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2025
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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock

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Welcome to Risa

All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.

Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not KlingonThis is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.

  • No harassment, brigading, or trolling
  • No bigotry
  • Keep the banter playful, not hostile

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  • NSFW memes must be properly tagged

Rule 3 — Keep It TrekPosts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.

  • Crossovers are fine
  • Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock

Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.


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Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.

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[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is an excellent gif for general use, even when completely irrelevant to the topic at hand

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

forget about not having enough retirement money with this neat trick

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I'm investing in to the 410g retirement plan, personally.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Ensign Skippy: “I’m in danger.”

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Forced early retirement

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 5 days ago

“Join Starfleet, they said. See the galaxy, they said.”

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

Doctors hate this 1 trick!

[–] Ronno@feddit.nl 4 points 5 days ago

It's a scheme to squeeze the boomers one more time and ensure millennials and younger don't get any inheritance either.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

Get retired they mean?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Got some money saved? Can we please have that too before you die? Thanks a mil.

[–] joker54@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

At the current cost of food, the red shirt way may be my only way.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 days ago

It's cheap and elegant.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago

It's fine. They're just subtly reminding the elderly to commit suicide.