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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by b0ber@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

not really different than the op these days though

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Still useful to this day that’s true. But I also like to gamble on my code and argue with AI

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I prefer writing code that works and not wasting time with the bullshit generator

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, to be honest it's kind of like that 90% of the time. You don't actually become more productive but end up cleaning trash most of the time. Anyway, the hardest part is connecting all the pieces properly and understanding how everything fits, handling edge cases, and so on. Writing the code itself is actually the easy part.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's all part of writing it. Typing gibberish you don't understand or that doesn't work doesn't count.

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not necessarily, even before having all these models, I spent most of my time thinking rather than coding. The coding part is just the final nail, that's my approach at least.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Isnt the thinking part of the coding?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same here really, i plan the structure, then have ai throw it together, then i clean up and build off of that

I can't say i particularly miss writing the mindless boilerplate stuff

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Surely missing that process, you forget error handling. As you write, its consistently, what if this is null, what if the input is like x. There are many questions you should ask yourself and if you AI it, you'll forget.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In my experience, the ai generate code has better error handling than code i write myself

I'm lazy so i only write if it's important (and i think of it), the AI is less lazy and often codes quite defensively in my experience

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Claude: "It's a known issue"

ChatGPT: "Ah - now I see the what the problem is you're trying to do such and such" after telling me to do such and such

Gemini: "I see you're trying to bake a lettuce cake with chocolate chip cookies"

[–] taxon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

More like, Anymodel: "You're absolutely right! What the hell is this?"

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago

Welcome to corporate America. If it works, ship it. Fuck it. It’s not your personal pet project. Give back as much as they care about you.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Remember when people used to steal code from StackOverflow? Good times

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The first generation of vibe coders

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It is called sampling and recombination, which is perfectly fine. The only metric should be that the final product masters the testing parkour. And that parkour better be worth its name. :)

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

"the natural consequences of your own decisions" is the best answer I have to most things

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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