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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have benevolently given myself another week off (with manager's blessing).

Time to live the life for a few more days.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You earnt it. The man's gonna be sick tomorrow so we're probably gonna go shopping.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We may do the same. I love getting stoned and going shopping.

Talking shit and not giving a shit is zen.

Helping oldies and the same time telling people to back the fuck off when their trollies get too close to me. Suburban bliss.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Last time I went stoned I walked down the same aisle 3 times and forgot half the shit on my list. I was happy though.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago

That's just normal for me.

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Have been helping my kid apply for jobs, which has been a really interesting experience. Next step after applying online is for him to do a chat interview with an ai thingy

Now heโ€™s doing a recorded video answering questions. This is trippy

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

oh nononono. Anything that asks for recorded video should be viewed with DEEP suspicion. Check all the paperwork, chances are you'll find buried somewhere some AI slop bullshit that says they are granted rights to use his voice / face

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The government and some of the banks do the AI recorded interviews. Wouldn't look very good if they use the data

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Doesn't look very good they're doing AI recorded interviews. That's not what LLMs are for

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's good you're doing this. I remember when looking for jobs explaining to my parents that the local Big W doesn't do it's own hiring and you have to apply online for the head office to look at. Sometimes parents don't realise how much the job market has changed

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Itโ€™s been an eye-opening experience - much different to the process when I last applied for a job

A few of my recent applications wanted a 60 second video of me telling them why I wanted the role.

Those went straight to the bin.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago

Helped my daughter recently with this. She didn't get shortlisted but good experience.

I feel bad cause the job search process for youngsters is soooo much different than back in my day

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Feel the migraine maybe coming back.. Goodnight all, from the household suddenly covered it cat fluff โค๏ธ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

rest up and relax

good night

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 9 points 5 days ago (5 children)

With all the crap that's going on in the world I am SO HERE FOR a good old heist https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-19/louvre-museum-in-paris-robbed/105909826

As a lover of heist docos and movies, I'm looking forward to this one.

Youโ€™d think the louvre would have learned after that kerfuffle with the Mona Lisa

Minions, tonight, we steal the moon!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

a classic

there has been construction and renovation at the museum

the thieves dressed as construction workers and used construction equipment openly

Ah, the โ€˜old high-vis vest and clipboardโ€™ trick. Gets you in anywhere

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

There are not enough good old fashioned heists these days. I blame the younger generations and their addiction to screens, everything has to be online scams, they're not willing to get their hands dirty and go for the hands-on high-value jewlery theft.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

tomorrow is hair dye day, doing lots of paper work, making appts, reading up on some more physio,

and listening to more frankenstein , I still don't understand the creature's motivation or why Frankenstein ran away

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm happy to look over any physio or adjacent solutions if you want another opinion in the advice. Someone may as well get some value from my education.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thank you so much, I'll keep that in mind. n/k

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago

The majority of advice is "do the exercises, uncomfortable is okay, painful isn't"

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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Godsamn. We had some pumpkins about to turn so we decided to give the food processor a go..

... literally throw your raw fuds in and go. 25 mins later there is soup. Marvellous

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

wondered why I had hayfever, forgot my antihistamine today

all my stuff and prep for tomorrow done, now to make a detailed list for tomorrow's tasks

also I live about 200 m from a large marshland reserve, it's at least 1 km wide. Imma call it the Grimpen Mire after a Sherlock Holmes story, , anyway, the other side there is demolition at one of the old petrochem plants and a few hundred metres past that a new rail bridge is being built.

The sound echoes across the mire. It's strange.

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yum report. Gyoza lookalikes called mandu done in the airfryer in accordance with instructions on the packet. Delicate crispy skins and creamy delicious insides. Perfect for dipping in a sauce. Strongly recommend. These are going on high rotation methinks.

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (5 children)

There was general excitement at work today because the new Soul Origin had opened nearby. You know that place always in the middle of shopping centres that sells whatever salads?

Well, a Carl's Jr closed down near work and Soul Origin of all places moved in. This is a free standing building with a drivethrough. I probably won't go over the local cafes too much but at least I can get a coffee after 2 somewhere nearby now

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have found they do really nice food.

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Woke up with a migraine. Bed all day. Luckily I have a physio appointment tomorrow :(

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Nothing quite like waking up to the sweet sultry tones of Methaniel mething out in the alley. The warm weather means mating season for the native MethMen has arrived, nature is truly mysterious and wondrous.

Soon youโ€™ll be serenaded by the sound of random jacking off! Thatโ€™s their mating call for Methany.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago

I do not miss the Methmen

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just told a guy smoking in the supermarket to take it outside and he did. He was out the front when I left but I was holding a bottle of cordial by the neck which has a certain look to it.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What flavour were you gonna sacrifice?

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Strawberry margarita daiquiri mix from the clearance corner of the supermarket. $6, normally $15 at dans. I'm going to freeze it in the creami (noun), then creami (verb) it, then mix tequila. It's Frostbites at home.

That sounds amazing!

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Iโ€™ve decided to sell my iPhone and grab a Samsung. Itโ€™s been interesting but itโ€™s really locked down. I have giant thumbs and I canโ€™t even change the keyboard size beyond a tiny fraction.

Itโ€™s 2025!!!!

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There has been good rain overnight (the garden rejoices) but I managed to miss it all on my morning dog walk. I am taking this as a good omen for the day ahead.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago

Good morning.

The birds are singing.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Listening to the rain outside is nice.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago

Driving through it was a bit dreary. I also feel a bit cheated, it was clear when I left Ballarat and I was looking forward to a nice sunrise. Then I hit fog, then rain and its been grey and drizzly ever since with no sign of sun at all.

Ok if any Tame fans want some sort of redemption after the new album, the Tiny Desk all acoustic concert is cool!

A relative made us these balls with dessicated coconut on them. There was some coconut in the container so my mum told me to throw it on the grass. Instead of just pouring it on the grass, I let it snow, and the dog jumped off the deck right as it was falling. Dog looked like it had snowed on him. I would've taken a picture but he was not going inside with coconut on him.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sunday roast please, and special Sunday sides

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