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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/janfebmarch23 on 2025-10-19 13:48:08+00:00.
*This happened a few weeks ago
My husband and I frequent a smoothie place on the weekends after working out. A few Saturdays ago, as per usual, we stopped by to get our post workout snack. They know us enough that we all clearly recognize each other when we go in, and our order is always the same - a smoothie for me and a smoothie bowl for my husband.
We saw our order was almost ready so we walked towards the counter as the lovely (larger) lady making our smoothies was trying to put a lid on my husband's bowl. As I got closer, I noticed she had really hooked it up and had loaded the bowl to the brim so I said, "ooh she's a fat one!" but then the lady suddenly looked a bit flustered and I thought it was weird but shrugged it off and as we grabbed our goods and turned to leave, I could see my husband was fighting for his life and when we got outside he insisted that the lady thought I was calling her "a fat one", not the smoothie bowl........
I was MORTIFIED but couldn't get myself to go in and clarify it with her so we drove away and now my husband will periodically say, "she's a fat one!" to me and crackle as I shrink in horror 😭
I am further mortified by the fact that we have literally not seen her working since, and I seriously seriously hope it wasn't because of that incident omggg.
TL;DR: I called a generously portioned smoothie bowl "a fat one" but the smoothie making lady thought I was calling her "a fat one." She's been MIA since.