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Yarrabyte's gone missing again. Last seen behind the tapestry wool in Spotlight. No way of knowing if still there. Should we send out a search party?

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 12 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I wanna let youse know YarraByte is with me and we are getting pissed together. They may not turn up for work tonight because my parties can get pretty wild.

Cheers everyone 🍺

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Did they have an excuse for not turning up last night?

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mental health break. Too much responsibility.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Possible gastro.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I has new friends thanks to pizza:

The friends:

The pizza:

They're not quite at the stage of the one down the beach (who just does whatever it wants). It's a start.

Which calls for a rave choon

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[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago

Here's hoping the weekend will help me recharge a bit after feeling sick last weekend. I had the last few days at work to myself but I've felt so flat and out of it, I just need a longer rest I think

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I have successfully revived the robovac! Of course we now have the same cat based problem as before, the LittleOne just cannot leave it alone to charge. Off to internet ways to disable the too tempting Ding!

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago

Here Ted won't stop fighting the robovac, I have to close doors to keep him out

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I need to grab one of those for fluffball to ride around on when I’m at work lol

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mine never rode it, but he sure wants to bapp it cat vs robovac

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

4kg onions = 31 serves of caramelised onion. That should last me a while.

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 9 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Perils of living with the colourblind, he keeps stealing my toothbrush

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pizza is here, music apps installed, all my shit from band rehearsal last night is plugged back in.

Fuck yeah Friday night. Cheers ❀️

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago

Cheers 🍹

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

WHEN WILL THERE BE A FOOD QUIZ?

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

UNDER NEPOLIAN III WHAT WAS THE MOST EXPENSIVE DINING UTENSIL MADE OF / ELEMENT.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

**Nupolion.. fuck we're getting there.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

!

That's always a surprise to me.

It's bloody difficult stuff to refine without electricity, which wasn't available until relatively recently. Kaiser Wilhelm III had a special helmet made of gold and aluminium and the gold was the cheap bit.

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Alright. I may have a quiz game or ten. When I can be fuck typing, I'll entertain youse.

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[–] mertn22@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (18 children)
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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah last I saw Yarrabyte was cracking into the sewing machine oil and chatting up the computerised Singers. Probably still hungover

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

I am about to make a really big batch of caramalised onions. There will be tears. πŸ§…πŸ˜­

Edit: 4kg of onions sucessfully cut and in the saucepan to caramelise. There were tears, but not as many as I feared. Now I can start dealing with some less defensive vegetables.

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I assume all the booms are Diwali bit late guys, so many upset animals in my range

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago (7 children)
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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The shopping has all been put away. When you do a major shop monthly that takes quite a while. Sadly they didn't have the bag of potatoes I ordered and for some reason they decided they couldn't substitute them. Is there a major potato shortage I am unaware of? Fortunately I am not completely out, but I will have to go low potato for a while.

Other substitutions today include giving me red curry paste instead of yellow and a different cut of beef which won't work well for what I planned. So I'm making red curry beef instead of yellow curry chicken, and will make a different style of chicken curry from ingredients I already have.

This afternoon I will be doing some packaging of meat for the freezer and a few other food preps, and hopefully get a bit of gardening done too.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Yes there is a potato shortage. Something to do with a drought in South Australia.

[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This explains why my local had no potatoes last time I was there, sweet potato was the only option. Love sweet potato but it is not a substitute!

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How very rude of the universe to do this to me. This is one of the downsides to moving house, I would have had some from the garden if I hadn't done that.

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Mr Woof's really not doing his guard dog duties well today. There is someone at the front door dropping off the groceries and he's just nonchalantly wandering around the back yard.

Edit: I just left him unattended with some of the shopping bags for a moment. Instead of getting into the lamb roast that was in one of the bags he thoroughly investigated the box of long life milk. He's just not dogging properly at all today 🀣 Maybe he just needs a good walk.

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[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (8 children)

Urgh my microwave died. Do I get a fancy one or a cheap simple one. Convection and airfry seem to be things in microwaves now. e: hmm 3v3. Imma see if the next Aldi has the convection on sale else I'll get a $50 700W baby microwave, babies are less than 20Litres yeah?

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I lost the containers I put my caramelised onions into to freeze. I searched everywhere without any success and decided to go to the backup plan of ice cube trays. Then I remembered where the containers are - in the pantry, right next to where I have been working all day and very visible. Fortunately I remembered before actually packaging the onions.

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Today’s gone well so far. Let this continue

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[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Parent made me go to a travel agent to get a quote, and they quoted 7k for a two week trip to Japan. That includes a tour, flights, accommodation and activities. I asked if that could be lower because I'm on a student budget, and got ghosted. I guess they weren't going to make enough commission.

Parents want me to go on a tour because they think I'll be bored, lonely, get lost or something might happen. I like the idea of it because everything is planned and someone is there to look out for you. Bit too exxy though. Solo travel seems a bit scary, especially as a woman. I flew to Sydney solo last year and ended up connecting with a friend. The moments alone were fine, but having a friend just made it more enjoyable. A highlight was my friend and I trying to find each other in the botanical gardens, except she was hiding from me and didn't tell me where she was. Imagine that in Tokyo. The tour company said they can give me a discount, but I'm thinking maybe I should just wait until the end of next year. It sucks because I've hyped myself up for it, but oh well. I waited 20 years before I went overseas (that was added to my HECS debt), so I can wait longer.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

get lost or something might happen

Japan is super safe.

I'd say ditch the tour and just organise it yourself. Getting lost is half the fun :)

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

updating printer drivers ...waiting

oh ffs

processing .....

and went to print out my PT exercises, my PT did not do what I asked, which was to send pictures and text. She sent me an app to subscribe to, which I will not do.

That's really annoying.

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