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Can you identify the actual issue Trump is talking about from his ramblings? (www.thedailymash.co.uk)

submitted 2 weeks ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Same as the actual issue when a pickpocket bumps into you.

It is a diversion. And spending haha time on it at this point is less useful than lovingly flirting with one's own navel.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. The issue is that Trump is an egotistical criminal maniac with clear signs of dementia and is in charge of the most powerful military in the wold.

[–] echo@lemmings.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just substitute Hate and Grift for everything he says...

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I could try but I'll require hazard pay.

[–] H4Heights@mstdn.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

@hellfire103 Ramblestiltskin 🤭