this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2025
1 points (100.0% liked)

Today I Fucked Up

104 readers
1 users here now

r/TIFU means Today I Fucked Up.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.

The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/DissociativeSilence on 2025-10-25 02:26:53+00:00.


To start this off, I am 110 pounds. When I drink, I can only really handle 2 shots worth.

Today I went to a happy hour, and decided to have one drink. The drink I chose was a mix of different fruit flavored vodkas in a cool light-up skull cup.

Y’all. It turns out this drink had no mixer. I’m the sort of person who compulsively sips on the drink in front of me, so I’d consumed around half of it before realizing that I’d gotten very fucked up very fast.

My hands started to tingle and I felt almost panicked. Deciding I needed water immediately, I got up from the table and went to approach the bar. Very quickly, I knew something was very wrong and went right back to the table. Someone went to get me water while I put my head down on the table and tried not to pass out. When the water came I drank the whole glass as fast as possible.

Around this point the people I was with figured out the problem (the lack of mixer). I measured the volume when I got home and it seems I’d consumed around 5 shots. I frantically drank four glasses of water before I was sober enough for someone to walk me home. I ate some food immediately.

It’s a few hours later now and I’m still coming down from it. I keep getting the hiccups. Miraculously, I have not thrown up. I have work in the morning. Fuck.

Tl;dr: I did not realize there was no mixer in my drink. Had around 5 shots in quick succession when I typically can only handle two.

no comments (yet)
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
there doesn't seem to be anything here