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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/ApprehensiveCount597 on 2025-10-25 18:21:08+00:00.
I have some pretty rough diarrhea today- the kind where you feel the need to strip naked on the toilet and rock back and forth in a cold sweat while trying to breathe through the intestinal cramping. Where you bargain your soul to get through it...
After the 3rd round, I went to lay down on the couch for a bit and decided I wanted my weighted blanket for comfort (it's 40lbs, the heaviest I could find, and usually my favorite thing on the planet)
As I'm laying there, the blanket just melts around me, into the crevices of the couch. I'm in heaven.
Then the rumbling returns. The gurgle that is soon followed by sharp intestinal cramps.
I panic. I try to get off the couch. I can't. I'm entangled in 40lbs of weighted blankets.
TL;DR: I shit myself because I got stuck in a weighted blanket.