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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Discordisshit_ on 2025-10-27 01:25:39+00:00.
I’ll try keep it short but me (17F) and my boyfriend (18M) are in a medium distance relationship. I slept as his on Saturday and left today (Sunday evening). He lives an hour away so his mom drops me off in the middle of our towns and my mom picks me up and drives me back (if that makes sense lol).
About an hour before we left, he ordered us an Indian takeaway that just opened, I ate it all and loved it. About 10 minutes before we had to leave to drop me off I slightly needed to go loo, I said “it’s only gonna be an hour, I can hold myself until then” oh I was so wrong.
We left and the second I got in the car I was absolutely bursting, like wiggling and dancing around in the backseat making sure this poop doesn’t come out. And then the roads decided to close because of the rain, making the journey longer. About an hour goes by of me trying to clench my cheeks so I don’t crap my pants in front of my boyfriends mom, I finally make it to my moms car so she can carry on the journey.
I run out of the car and scream “mother, I am about to destroy my pants, can we stop at the nearest pub” my mom agreed and we stopped at the nearest pub. They didn’t allow anyone who wasn’t a customer to use the bathroom which I’m still pissed off about because what the fuck kinda rule is that? Anyways..
She drives to a different place which I can’t necessarily say the name of because I’d dox myself. But basically it’s a massive entertainment place filled with swimming pools, indoor snow activities, gym etc. mother dearest parks up but all the close parking spaces are taken, so I dash out the car whilst holding my cheeks and run into the place, I run to the indoor cafe and when I’m RIGHT outside the toilets. boom.. it just came out, right down my leg, all over my pants, all over my clothes.
I go into the toilet stall and it’s just absolutely everywhere, it was diahorea (god knows how to spell it) and it was just dripping all over the floor. And the cherry on top. Two kids walked in and started screaming “MOMMY IT SMELLS, MOMMY I THINK ITS FROM THAT CUBICLE” whilst gagging. I take off my destroyed turd underwear, wrap it up and wear my trousers without underwear on and shove it in my pocket, trying to clean the mess I had created all over this toilet stall.
I rang my mom and sat in the cubicle for 20 minutes ashamed to leave, my mom forced me to out because we had to get home. My mom didn’t even want to attempt to clean the disaster so all my clothes that day were thrown in the bin 🥲.
TLDR; Ate an Indian takeaway went on a car ride, got in traffic , eventually found a place and crapped myself right before entering the toilet stall.