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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/camelsgottahump on 2025-10-27 02:00:38+00:00.


TIFU.... 30+ years ago. Nobody told me that those lips/vampire teeth are wax decorations and not candy! I would eat the wax lips and vampire teeth. Also those little wax bottles filled with sugar water that looked like little sodas. I hated it but would always feel guilty wasting any food. I would pick them out of my candy bag first and choke them down to get them out of the way. I was in my 30's and was talking with co-workers about candy we hated. Everyone was talking about candy corn. I was like, "What about those weird lip and teeth things? they were horrible!"

cue the "dafuq, you say?" looks from the crowd.

In the 90s everyone was worried about razor-blades and drugs in the candy and I'm over here gnawing on flavorless wax wondering why they even made these....

TL;DR The wax lips and vampire teeth are not meant to be eaten.

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