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[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean isn't that so you know when it needs to be reloaded by the feedback feeling different?

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

Or a good way to tell who you're shooting at

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

sadly, the production stopped and now the replacement is German rifle

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Booo wendy—unless this german replacement matches the same FAMAS quality look ofc

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago

🤮 I mean...i guess it's cool

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: the m16 has a pew-pew-pew mode for three rounds, but ours accepted only 20- and 50-round mags. (If I remember right)

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

30 round banana mags became standard by the first gulf war and were certainly ubiquitous by the time of my pointless rotations hunting wmds. Very unfamiliar with 50 though. That like half a C mag?

The chuckle I always had was with the thought of the alpha 1s, fully auto, with the 20 round Vietnam mags. That musta been like the BAR in ww2.... and I'm reloading and I'm reloading...

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely a metric rifle such as this should fire in bursts of 1, 10, 100, or 1000 bullets?

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

What the French, toast?!