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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Previous_Button_3258 on 2025-10-28 10:20:51+00:00.
so today i (18F) went to this little café w my friends after school and my CRUSH also showed up which my friends obviously planned and didn’t tell me.
i was trying sooo hard to act casual like not too excited, not too dead, just “chill girl aesthetic”. anyway i got up to order and didn’t notice the floor was slightly wet near the counter and i kinda SLIPPED but like that embarrassing half slip where u do a weird karate move to save yourself. made a loud noise kicking a chair.
crush literally looked at me and went “you good?” and my brain just short circuited and instead of just saying yes I said “yeah gravity has beef with me” in the most awkward voice ever 💀
and THEN to make it worse i grabbed my iced coffee and the lid wasn’t properly on so it spilled on the counter and SOME ON MY JEANS so it looked like I straight up peed myself
i swear i just sat back down and acted like i died.
TL;DR: saw crush → tried to act casual → slip → said dumb line → spill coffee on self → simply passed away internally.