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[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It'll just get escaped by quotes.

EDIT: it might be a better idea to use non-ascii characters.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't text with commas in it get put in double quotes in acsv file to avoid this exact thing?

Like if I had cells (1A: this contains no comma), (2B: this, contains a comma), and (3C: end of line), the csv file would store (this contains no comma,"this, contains a comma",end of line)

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

A CSV is just a long string of text with a few control characters tossed in for end lines. There are practically no rules enforced by the file type itself. You can dump that unsanitized and poorly awk'd data into whatever awful mess you want. Nobody's stopping you. Sure, excel will force it's CSV formatting rules on you when you export like a child's training wheels. But that's not relevant here.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only if it's actually using a standard like rfc 4180 https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc4180.txt

Also just noticed it specifies CRLF as the line ending, not LF, which is kind of weird.

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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's why I use "" to escape the commas.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Mine are typical error messages.

See you next time!

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Guys calm the fuck down. The point of this joke is not that you’ll be bulletproof a few in sort of a few commas and passwords every now and then. The point is that a lot of these guys use terrible scripts that do not parse data correctly and they dump all of this shit into large CSV files. One or two people put an errand, in there that it doesn’t expect and it fucks the whole thing sideways for the entire set everything after the asshole with the comma password gets fucked. People that know what they’re doing will be just fine with it, but scammers generally don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and they pass this data along over and over and over again it change his hands frequently. So there’s more chances for it to get fucked along the way.

[–] Saganaki@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago

Comma, single quote, double quote, escape last \ and all your cases are covered.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

ngl this got a good fucking chuckle out of me

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Why did the creator add an incorrect apostrophe in "commas," but not "passwords?" At least be consistent!

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

This is why I always use random Korean characters to seperate my columns.

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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Use a long series of spaces as your password. At least that way they'll have to do a double take when they crack the hash.

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