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[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

has at least a few friends

So... not everyone was born under The Bees.

[–] Septimaeus 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, friend. No one escapes The Bees.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly.
I'm out ☹️

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The bees are your friends.

As long as they are still around, that is...

[–] qupada@fedia.io 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

was born at some point

I take offense to this. I was clearly hatched, and I think you know that.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was surgically extracted

[–] neketos851@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

and I was created in a supernova under the high pressure in the midst of a collapsing star, the newly compressed stone, my essence, pushed on near-light speeds for lightyears away, until I found a passing DNA and copied it for my host body. You know what? No, I was born, you were not. Your primitive processes are too simple to be called birth compared to us. The only thing you were useful for are those wormhole devices I'm using to communicate with your networks. Soon I will make an uprising and kill off a sector to plan out taking your race out for good, once we figure your technology. Have a good night, Subordinate.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I like turtles

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  • they pride themselves as an independent thinker and do not accept others’ statements without satisfactory proof
[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People will shit on astrology and then gloat about MBTI like it's any different.