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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Procrastn8ngArtst on 2025-11-05 02:58:07+00:00.
Actually today! I was having a quick breakfast (two slices of toast and the end of my blackberry honey) and in a hurry to get to work.
And I missed a step. On the concrete outdoor stairs.
Thought it was just a skinned knee. No big. Was more upset I lost the last half of my toast and honey. That's some really good stuff, and I won't be able to get some in a long time...or ever, if I don't get back to a state fair. Then it was a 2.5 hour drive for work, and I get out of my car...that's a lot more pain than I was expecting.
So I ended up shuffling around work and trying my hardest to not looking like I was mocking anyone at that building (a bunch of older folks with medical stuff and all that) and knew I needed to get my ankle looked at. Another 2.5 hour drive, for a total of a 10-hour work day, and I can finally clock out and go to a no-longer-so urgent care.
I sprained my ankle. And my knee.
Tl;dr: sprained ankle and knee because I ate toast while descending stairs. And I lost the end of my blackberry honey :(