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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Miserable-Bit-811 on 2025-11-06 06:51:45+00:00.
TIFU — by accidentally triggering the bidet on my friend’s toilet.
I, 26F was hanging out at a friend’s house when I went to use the restroom. It was my first time at her home and I noticed she had a bidet. I have never used one before so decided it wasn’t the right time to try now. I felt much too shy to try it without the privacy of being in my own home.
I sat down and did my business and once I was done I got up.
Simple, right?
The only issue was that my fatass thigh triggered it somehow and it started blasting. I never have imagined a bidet with the force of this bidet. It felt like the scene in Cat in a Hat when they open the door and got launched by the stream of liquid.
So there I am, in my friend’s restroom with my pants around my ankles putting my hands out trying to block the powerful jet of water shooting out from the toilet. It truly felt like something out of a movie. All it needed was the orchestra music and it would’ve been the stuff of legends.
I had to force myself closer to reach the bidet, I felt like I was battling a water bender trying to close the gap between my dignity and a toilet assblaster 3000.
It was the bidet of all bidets. The final boss.
It took me maybe five seconds to figure out how to shut it off.
But atlas—I did it. I defeated the bidet. But I was not unscathed. I was soaked. The room was soaked.
It sprayed me, it sprayed the walls, the floors—what felt like an eternity was only realistically about 20 seconds.
20 seconds of pure—unadulterated horror and humiliation that has forever changed the way I view bidets.
What was once just a curiosity has now converted into a deep-seated horror.
An upside down shower was what that was—and what that was, was terrifying.
After taking an awkward amount of time in the bathroom cleaning up, I went to face my friend, completely soaked.
I explained what happened.
…She replied, “I forgot to warn you about the bidet.”
TL;DR
I fucked up by accidentally turning on a bidet in my friends restroom and soaked myself and her entire bathroom.
Edit:
TIFU by using double-hyphens in a TIFU post and got accused of being AI.
Edit:
I took a screenshot in google doc with the AI detection extension that I got. It shows 100% written by a human. Ya'll are just mean. lol