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[–] derry@midwest.social 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

slips you one of these:

and then one of these:

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rolling with the queen sounds like a nightmare lol

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

She would definitely be carrying a ppk, not what looks like a baretta. also, i don't see a coke spoon in ther.

but I'm glad to see she's carrying a quarter in case she needs to call mom to pick her up, thats ver responsible.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's an fn 5-7 made in Belgium

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thought it was a S&W Shield EZ, but I'm sure you're right. An EZ would be a better choice for an elderly woman who may struggle with the slide! :)

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Where is the bottle of gin?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She never carried cash and she had plenty of people to do the murdering for her.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remember a documentary about the Queen's guard, where they mentioned that she did indeed carry small amounts of cash in her purse.

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's also a Totem Of Undying somewhere there

She lost that some time in August 2022 I think. Put it in a "safe place"

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Surprised she wouldn't be rocking the Webely.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

She keeps that thang on her.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guess she had the royal butt plug inserted when this was snapped.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Prince Phillip is dead.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Just like her.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what do you think this is chess?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Queen's Gambit, indeed.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Foreign currency to keep them off her trail.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

If you gotta bug out and go on the lam, American cash is going to be your most liquid currency.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Being prepared for anything is why she lasted until she was 96 years old.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

I feel like she’d also have a pack of 20 John Player Specials for emergencies and a voodoo doll of the current PM.

[–] DataDisrupter@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She'd never drive around in a Mercedes.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah that’s some Pope shit to do

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Severed shrunken head of an African child

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 1 month ago

Andrew's phone number, alongside the knowledge she was fully aware of what he was up too.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Too big of a pistol. Nobody carries Barretta in a purse.

Also, where's the coke?

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, this is how you know it's fake. She's the type for a pre-PP Walther. She'd also carry it in a case, because that's what gun owners in Europe generally do. Also, there's no reason for her to carry the coke, it's served on a silver platter on demand.

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

False. There is no brick to kill the crazy dog.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'd expect a wrench and screwdriver or two. At least she knew how to use them.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This must be from after the crown jewels were stolen. Explains the gun, too.