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[–] REDACTED 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Literally no one pays attention to that

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've had dudes come up and try to hit on my GF while I was standing right there due to this.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I believe the correct term is, "big oof?" Am I using that correctly?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Only if the contrast is stark enough.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

And when it's clear you're a couple other men look at you with a "Fuck yeah bro!" face while others hit on her straight to your face.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Unless there’s obvious signs of wealth or if you’re Pete Davidson.

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I was to scared to ask, but I'll dare now. What is the snark about Davidson and his girlfriend(s)?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

The whole "big dick energy" was about Davidson. Who was he dating at the time? Ariana Grande maybe?

It's okay if you aren't chronically online. In fact, probably healthy.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago

Just look at him.

Then look at his list of girlfriends. Actresses and models (and a kardashian).

The man is consistently dating 10s and he’s a solid great personality.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ugly guy who pulls high-quality trim.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I had to look him up, saw a few pictures and definitely wouldn't call the guy ugly, until I saw some shirtless pictures... Now it's questionable.