Things I desperately want to send my husband but would trigger immediate divorce.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2025
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Why is jimmy from king of the hill a pig?
Fun Fact: The number of teats on sows varies.
Source: I worked in a piggery.
I am disturbed and intrigued. An internet search shows sources saying they can have more than 30 but that the average is 12-16. I wonder if nipple count being that variable is also true in wild pig species or if it’s an artifact of domestication?
Swallow and be merry 🙏