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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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I can't feel you there

[–] DarkMFG@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Become so tired

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Is that the pushing on your eye test?? Yeah that's pretty fucked, the one where they put you in the black booth and you gotta hit the buzzer when you see the dot was worse for me, sound proof and black af just messed with my head, I couldn't tell what way was up

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

“Oh no, you misread. The test is for us to give you Glaucoma. Sorry for the confusion”

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

It'd help if the machine gave you any sort of a warning.

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