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[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 145 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Man... Seriously! Fuck this guy. I hope when the Epstein files finally get released he fucking burns

[–] salacious_coaster 116 points 1 week ago (34 children)

He led an insurrection on live TV, got away with it, and got reelected. Nothing is going to happen until the propaganda machine is torn down; or, more likely, the whole system just caves in on itself under the weight of its own greed and mismanagement.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

I dunno... I think there's a timeline where he winds up like Il Duche

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I hope the next President makes two changes to the WH:

  1. Restore the previous incarnation of the East Wing, but with a plaque listing all the people and companies that supposedly paid for it, labeled "In remembrance of these individuals that bribed the President."

  2. Leave the paved-over Rose Garden, and rename it to the Donald J. Trump Memorial Concrete Slab.

[–] Steve@communick.news 104 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I'm with you on 1.
But can't on 2.
Everything he did to the White House needs to be reversed.
Then also to the rest of the country.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 58 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Plus eradicate his name from everything. Remove "Trump" from any building his family owns. Redact his names from donations and fundraisers, anonymize them. Basically remove him from history. Undo anything he did and make sure people cannot even know something was undone.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 week ago

I want people to remember he was in the Epstein files.. so leave that aspect of his legacy intact.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

leave his name on the public toilet that his grave will become at least

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The US could pay off the national debt by charging admission to use that toilet!

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

we could probably lift the slab and put it someplace. like his library, maybe. Or one of his golf courses.

[–] Steve@communick.news 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
I'll get it for my museum of all Rumps failures. It's something I've been dreaming of. Exhibits covering all his horrendus and failed buisness. From casinos and condos to steaks and sneakers.

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[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We should save the slab, drill some holes in it, place it over his grave and call it the Pedo Trump Memorial Toilet

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Followed by actually radically and fundamentally overhauling your entire nation so that it's better than it was before Trump?

[–] Steve@communick.news 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd like to do more than reverse what he did. I'd like to reverse up to Reagan

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Rename the ballroom to the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

You forget another huge thing.

Rip out all the tacky gold fittings that Trump has added all over.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah. The only place where trump would be acceptable is as a footnote in a history book. Get that filth out of the way.

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (10 children)

So, quick question: what exactly does he need a ballroom for? It's not like he's any good at dancing, even though he is somewhat famous for his double-handed cock milker move. Exhibit A

What's more, he doesn't have any balls, either. Certainly not the kind that would require a dedicated room. Exhibit B

I really don't get these brain farts of his. But hey, I'm not the one with syphilis-induced dementia here.

God, I can't wait until you guys finally muster the courage to oust this wannabe dictator and his clique.

[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Because the Kremlin has one.

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The right and Trump's own base really didn't like him doing this. This will do as much if not more harm to him from his own side than the goddamn Epstein files.

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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

~~Obama's going to DESTROY the White House~~ Trump is doing What NEEDS to be Done with the Old House!

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